When a foreigner on the street asks you for the whereabouts of the semen centre, you know that this is not what he meant. But still, as you try your best to conceal that, admittedly, improper mixture of amusement and astonishment on your face, continue reading
Tag: man
To invent the fly
As he wandered through the shouting streets of Friday night, Mr. Nothing wondered if it was worth trading his tinnitus for the promise of fun at McNasty’s, as the name itself was ... continue reading
to be a man
i am a man. but what does it mean? to be clear, it is not about my flat chest and what is in my pants. it is not even ... continue reading
a game of collective responsibility
it turns out i am a sexual predator. apparently, i enjoy slipping drugs or extra shots of alcohol into a glass that belongs to a woman in a pub ... continue reading
the proviso of halfness
sometimes i think of a man with an alarm clock in his pocket, hurrying to catch another day ... continue reading
the interpreter
there are words that cannot be translated and there are words that probably would not be wise ... continue reading
hidden pilcrow 