An occasional act

Full of words with an expiration date,
like ‘forever,’ for example, and untimely goodbyes,
the undelivered mail, piling up on the top of the radiator casing in the hallway,
reminds me every time I pass by that I’ve always dreamed
of a slice of blueberry pie with ice cream,
and yet with my face exposed to the late winter sun
and a square of dark chocolate melting on my tongue,
all I can think about is the death of Seneca as told by Tacitus—a cold reminder
that life, at best, is nothing more than an occasional act
of unrequited kindness.

An act of a man

What if the fate of humanity depended on a single, random act of a man,
no matter how insignificant—sort of like a Sunday parish raffle,
but with our very existence at stake?

Fairness aside, what are the chances we would survive such a trial?

Being a poet, not a statistician, I can’t really calculate the odds,
though since even on the battlefield there are occasional acts of kindness,
we might be just fine.

But if something like glueing a nail upright to a pavement slab
that I stumbled upon on my evening stroll is not an isolated incident,
then we are eternally screwed.

The Decalogue: Be kind

How kind of me to drop a tenner into the battered polystyrene cup
of that poor bloke sleeping on the pavement outside the bank!
Don’t believe me? Check out my last tweet.

How kind of me to help the new guy at work,
even though he is so incompetent that he would be better off doing something else,
but he never listens to me on the latter!

How kind of me to always put so much thought into the presents
I give my relatives and friends! Like last Christmas, when I gave my older sister
‘The Essential Atkins for Life Kit.’

And speaking of life-enhancing writing, isn’t it kind of me
to share my life experience,
and all for free?

Sorry, mate, but it’s not—it’s all condescending.

The milk of human kindness

Why does the removal of the appendix seem mostly inconsequential,
leaving nothing but a small scar on my belly and a pat on the shoulder
—well done, you—while a simple orchiectomy leaves me branded
as a eunuch? In an overpopulated world, why are we still so obsessed
with procreation? Blaming the selfish gene seems a bit pathetic, doesn’t it?
After all, it was only going to take another hundred years of fine writing
and hard thinking to cure us of prejudice, and that was said two centuries ago
about our feelings for spiders—the milk of human kindness was the phrase,
if memory serves—when here we are talking about our brethren.
The problem is that it’s hard to expect milk from breasts made of marble
or silicone gel.