Well-mannered people mince their words,
presumably so as not to hurt the feelings
of others. But when one casually mentions
“a pain in the neck,” does it not really refer
to the other end of the spine? Being a pain
would probably be intimidating enough,
so why the patronising neck thing then?
People like us
Nobody loves people like us.
Endearingly naive and possibly
just as self-centred, we crave
one more night, like a worn-out
pillow, still comfortably familiar
but not so comfortable any more.
We even forget the moment when
we conveniently started pretending
nothing had happened, because
nobody loves people like us,
not even us.
The cadence of her steps
First, there was the ancient lyrical cadence
of handclapping, which scared the gulls
and attracted the eyes of rare passers-by.
It guided a group of young men through
the sound of the winter sea. Their faces,
carved by the one hundred and twenty-day
wind, burst out with the joyful laughter
of their youth, as they slowly walked away
towards Fittie. But then the poet noticed
a pensive old woman among them
and wondered if she would have given up
everything for the cold granite walls
of an old fishing village if there had been
no cadence warmly embracing her steps.
Is there any coffee left, Dad?
“Let’s talk about Friday night.”
“You know, it’s only Tuesday morning?”
“That’s exactly my point.”
“What? To face that night over the morning coffee?”
“To withstand all the morning coffees that come out of that night.”
The day after yesterday
Solitude requires concentration. It all starts the day before, in the evening,
with the effort of setting the alarm clock, until “effort” and “time” stop
being synonyms. The vocabulary soon expands to include a new definition
of “necessity.” And there are many other words that cannot be ignored.
All this to find a better term for a calendar in which the day after yesterday
is not always the day before tomorrow.
Necessities
“Your dinner is in the microwave.” He stared at an old plastic container
with a misshapen lid, filled with a random mix of vegetables, some fresh
and some canned, and water with a dash of olive oil. Dinner has always
been a challenge. Not that he worried too much about it. After all, it was
just body fuel, a tad of an annoying necessity in the nature of things, like
the yolk-coloured cover of a book in his hand.
Nothing but silence
His greatest ambition had always been to be uneven,
somewhat passé in every step he took,
as he denied himself too much sense
and, at the same time, did his utmost to hang
onto that squeamish consolation of tomorrow,
which he was so afraid of that he kept scratching
for crumbs of comfort in the casual strokes
of the poet’s typewriter. But as he swallowed
a few gutted memoirs that he found in the escritoire,
he realised that there might be nothing there for him
but the silence of the graveyard of dead gods.
The misery of the poet’s life
The poet was cursing the misery of his life. The small hermitage
in the centre of a large city that he now shared with Mr. Nothing
and Platocrates witnessed many of his misfortunes. Once conceived
by chance, he was always a child of unrequited love, but did not seem
to notice that maybe it had something to do with the unwise choice
of objects of his affection. At least that was what Mr. Nothing thought.
Perhaps his brethren could understand that, in fact, the poet was fond of
the misery of his life.
To invent the fly
As he wandered through the shouting streets of Friday night,
Mr. Nothing wondered if it was worth trading his tinnitus
for the promise of fun at McNasty’s, as the name itself was
not particularly appealing, and the noise on the spot made it
hard to hear his own thoughts, let alone have any conversation.
And then there was the curse of many such establishments: karaoke.
So, after an hour or so, excusing himself with a headache, he left.
At home, he made flatbread and tried to imagine a Man of a sort
willing to invent the fly.
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