So it turns out I’m from Generation X, but I didn’t quite make it
to Xennials, which, in the eyes of iGens, let alone unfledged Alphas,
would probably put me somewhere in the stratum of social fossils.
And I’m fine with it because all this bizarre palaeontology catches
no more than a cobweb weaved between the edges of the volumes
of Encyclopædia Britannica resting on my shelves.